motherfucker.....

Got weirdos constantly telling you happy sabbath every fucking friday night and saturday?

We hear you. Next time, just look them straight in the face and with a big happy smile and simply say "happy sabbath, motherfucker!"

Sick of people inviting you to potluck?

Sounds like shitty food and a bad case of explosive diarrhea.....

Sick of the idiotic adventist charade?

Write about it. ⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️